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He says I'm the love of his life in this life but she's the love of his life in the next.
Being the love of someone’s life for ONE lifetime should be enough. After that, all bets are off. OOP, you’re being greedy. Just be glad that you’ve found someone who’s as crazy as you are.
Jealousy isn't really that abnormal, it's not healthy but most folks feel it to some degree or another. Whilst I agree she should probably move past it, I'd say (assuming astral projection is real atall, dbout it) being seduced by an other worldly being from beyond time is the true crazy.
And a VAMPIRE at that? Theyr literally creatures of seduction and corruption. I mean common dude! You can't match the magical, let alone physical, might of a goddamn sub-succubus!!!!
My ideal scenario is that she looks back on this and laughs.
Well, no-one's getting stabbed in this relationship.
Wrong. An astral vampire hunter will stab his imaginary gf in the heart with a wooden stake.
Good. The Guild is Watching.
Stabbed seems very bland. I'm expecting fire
AND he said he wouldn't love me if I was a worm!
Once had someone message me on reddit about buying an album I had posted. Checked out their account to see if they were legit or a bot.
Their post history was FULL of astral projection posts talking about their boyfriend that only exists on the astral plane, and all the conflicts and relationship issues they were having... decided not to respond.
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Sounds like the numpty with the username Daddys Little Slut here on Lemmy.
Of course his astral vampire bae is from Versailles, with its historically significant palace, and not some anonymous suburb or nondescript provincial town somewhere. Much like the way that people’s past lives tend to be historical figures, nobility or the acquaintances of famous people, and not just some anonymous peasant or labourer like most of the population.