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NASA's Curiosity Mars Rover

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Fake news. The rover stumbled upon a Martian bathhouse and the government is censoring all of the gay alien (or gaylien, if you will) sex. Each black rectangle is covering up the truth about Mars: that there is life there, that it's intelligent life, that they live in a harmony beyond our understanding with what we ignorantly call a barren planet, that their thighs are quivering, that their buttholes are gaped, and that their cocks are hard and pulsating. There are rivers of jizz that we're being cut off from for no good reason.

You need to understand that from now on, every time you see a black rectangle in an offworld photograph, there is penetration, and there is an actively progressing prostate orgasm happening as a result. You need to think about this every single time. It matters.