Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
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Not a joke, but... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Void_Sloth@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] greyhaven7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I saw a wolf today!

Where?

No, the regular kind.

[–] cod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.

I was beaming.