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Get this warrior to triage, code red (slrpnk.net)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Relationship? Best I can do is fellowship

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

One does not simply, cheat on liv Tyler

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

TBF, if she weren't blinded by her love for Aragorn, she likely wouldn't have found herself on the battlefield to face off with the "unkillable" Witch-king of Angmar... 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The nine really have the worst attorneys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd think that certain entities that were all but endless before succumbing to the corruption that stripped them of all mortal loose ends and imbued them with unlife... might have a few spare centuries to grasp simple wit that abounds in tales back to the furthest age. Just sayin'. They're gothy stormtroopers, just out LARPin' it up, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I know you're joking, but the fact that a woman kills the Witch King is not some kind of prophecy being fullfilled, but just dramatic irony. It's actually Merry's dagger that just happened to be imbued with magic that made the Witch King mortal so Eowyn could deliver the killing blow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is known, but the (factional?) blindspot(s) remain. 🙃🤓

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Oof ouch owie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's too late for triage, the dragonfire burns can't be healed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sorry babe, I'm into elves.