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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It was really all about building super complicated pages with <table><tr><td><img src="x"></td><td colspan=2><img src="y"></td></tr></table> stuff before CSS

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is why my pirated copy of Dreamweaver was my most prized possession for nearly a decade.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dreamweaver was the shit back then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It isn't anymore? I still use it. What should I be using instead?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It was FrontPage for me back in the day

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

please, put that behind an NSFW tag, its too naughty!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's a nice dark-ish shade of red

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was on a train and everyone started furiously masterbating

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

<marquee>YES!</marquee>

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I spent so long working with protocols over RS232 that hex and binary operators became like a second language.

I remember a grad student was doing some frontend work on it around 2015 and it blew his mind that we'd store 8 bools in a byte and call it a "status flag".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Not only do I speak it, I can spell it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Tracker users be like...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In concept sure, in practice probably in speaking??? Why do you need to understand a base 16? Greetings good merchant, may I buy #1A Bananas?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Took me half a minuite of thinking... You are asking for 26(Base10) Bananas, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

57 68 61 74 3F

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

pov you bought a gameshark but don't have internet to get new codes