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[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was really all about building super complicated pages with <table><tr><td><img src="x"></td><td colspan=2><img src="y"></td></tr></table> stuff before CSS

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is why my pirated copy of Dreamweaver was my most prized possession for nearly a decade.

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dreamweaver was the shit back then.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

It isn't anymore? I still use it. What should I be using instead?

[–] ZephyrXero@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It was FrontPage for me back in the day

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

please, put that behind an NSFW tag, its too naughty!!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's a nice dark-ish shade of red

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I was on a train and everyone started furiously masterbating

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

<marquee>YES!</marquee>

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Tracker users be like...

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I spent so long working with protocols over RS232 that hex and binary operators became like a second language.

I remember a grad student was doing some frontend work on it around 2015 and it blew his mind that we'd store 8 bools in a byte and call it a "status flag".

[–] rezifon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Not only do I speak it, I can spell it.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In concept sure, in practice probably in speaking??? Why do you need to understand a base 16? Greetings good merchant, may I buy #1A Bananas?

[–] Sailing7@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Took me half a minuite of thinking... You are asking for 26(Base10) Bananas, right?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

57 68 61 74 3F

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

pov you bought a gameshark but don't have internet to get new codes