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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

He'll do you up a treat, mate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

just watched that movie, like 3 hours ago

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

No spoilers please. It was released just 49 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've heard that Tim is, like, the holy grail of enchanters.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn it. Lemmy go grab an axe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

There's invitation for new hikers .... no one ever talks about the ones who never returned or were heard from again

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Take only E-photos?", come on man, touch grass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think he meant: "Please stay one , the trails" Pretty ominous if you ask me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was a poem:

Take leave, kill please,
Only only only stay,
Photos footprints
Tim on the trails

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah I think they spelled 'only' right, 'onely' doesn't seem right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's the word tim. It should spell e-tim.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, Tim's into it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And on to it, it's gonna be a fight motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

instance checks out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

An atm at a trailhead? Hwat?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be a park with camping sites, gotta pay to stay, get firewood, rent recreational equipment, etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know about y'all but that's where I buy all my drugs. My drug dealer doesn't take credit cards though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Never have I seen an ATM within miles of a ranger station, check in, trailhead or campground. That's why a well prepared hiker brings cash. Even more importantly, don't forget to bring adequate bags to pick up your dog's poops, it's a Timworthy offense. I hope he gets anyone...anyone....who doesn't clean that up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Kinda looks like the more developed part of a park which presumably has a snack shack or gift shop or something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Looks like the start of an indie horror game.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tim is Battlebeast's real name, you should prepare yourself

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Poor Tim. What did he do to deserve this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I accept your challenge of single combat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'll blind him with a handful of sand, you come in with the sasquatch meter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Won't anyone think of the lone Prodigal Sorcerers? /s

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, Tim is a MAGA fuckwad who thinks gays and trans people should be executed, black folks should go back to Africa, women belong in the home not in the workforce, and that "spicks" and "orientals" are the problem with the USA. But he's too cowardly to actually live those ideals, so he pretends to be cool with his gay bother-in-law and Japanese sister-in-law, lets his wife work because he can barely hold down a job long enough to pay the lot rent in his trailer park, and has a black friend that's actually just the cashier at walmart who can't be anything but nice to him without risking her job. So, totally not cool to kill him, but could understand if others felt differently.