Bad Dragon robot butt plug?
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2025
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.
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Rectum? Damn near killed'em.
what does it even do??
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Apparently, it fixes chronic back pain...
Thanks, I was too lazy to find that again for context!
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