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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

With Rektal AI© all your worries are over. We now have a 12 billion dollar valuation based on the fantastic idea and investor excitement. ACT NOW.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anal Intelligence - it gives your ass the approximate smarts.
They call it 'The Smartass'.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

I'd rather be a smart ass then a dumb ass