Strange Planet by Nathan W. Pyle

"Onion Rings $2.95" lol. I ordered onion rings with my gyro from a local place the other day without checking the menu first and was shocked to see they were $7.95 when I picked up my order. When I got home I was even more shocked to see there were only six small rings (like 2" in diameter) in the too-large box. When I went back next time I complained about how few onion rings there were and they pointed to the menu which explicitly stated that you get six onion rings with the order.

One nice thing about COVID and the inflation is that I rarely eat out any more. I found out I can cook better food myself for way less money.