Pretty dang funny, but covering an entire Swasticar with Kraft singles, and doing it repeatedly? That's just more profits for Big Cheese.
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2025
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"Cheese"
Big Homogenised synthetic cheese-like food.
CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE GOD
CASH FOR THE CASH THRONE
Funny enough, "milk for the Khorne flakes" still works
The cheese bone’s connected to the
CASH BONE
Hopefully they are buying in bulk at least. There are few Costco's near bus stops in Seattle. It is the homeland of Kirkland, after all.
Not American? Kraft Singles are these:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kraft-Singles-American-Cheese-Slices-16-Ct-Pk/11964619
It's plastic that we've marked as "foodstuf" which in and of itself is insane.
Kraft! It's not food, it's foodstuf!
Oh please, it's garbage tier food but it is food, not plastic.
Holy hyperbole, Batman!
Ok, so i slightly misremembered the terms, it's not foodstuff, it's "pasteurized processed cheese food". Sounds even more appetizing.
As funny as this is as a concept, I hope it's not literal. That is both an enormous waste of "food" and creates plastic waste. Singles are individually wrapped.