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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

The Rock is younger and technically more jacked, but The Hoff looks bigger than him not just height-wise but frame-wise as well. Even his torso is bigger. Guess which one has it in his contract that he can never lose a fight in any of his films.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I was out angled! OUT ANGLED! Plus he got better lighting

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

A the rock is juiced to the gills

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The photo that mentally broke the Rock

He's now known as the Pebbles.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You beautiful human thank you for making me laugh.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hasselhoff is twenty years older than the rock, and supposedly an inch shorter at 6'4 lol

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He looks way better here than the last time I saw him shirtless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sigh... Can confirm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

With the burger? LOL

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I always forget how tall hasselhoff is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The perspective is a bit misleading. Dwayne is slightly taller that Hoff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is he? Dwaynes floater looks bigger than Hasselhoff's, because it's slightly closer, while Dwayne is clearly smaller. If you're going by what is publicly listed as their height in google, realize the rock has been lying about his height for quite some time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

According to this article atleast, 193cm is his actual height. During WWE times he was claimed to be even taller than that. I didn't get the impression here that it's him whose been lying about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

TIL I'm 1 cm shorter than the rock.