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Hasslehoff was in his 60s here (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The Rock is younger and technically more jacked, but The Hoff looks bigger than him not just height-wise but frame-wise as well. Even his torso is bigger. Guess which one has it in his contract that he can never lose a fight in any of his films.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I was out angled! OUT ANGLED! Plus he got better lighting

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

A the rock is juiced to the gills

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

And hair!