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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

No they're just gonna leave earth. I read it in a book once

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're likely to fuck something...

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wanna party?

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think orcas are up next, they're the smartest and have the most wrinkley brains on earth. Maybe why they started sinking yachts... Because we're too smooth brained to to it

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, it's crows. Crows solve problems just like orcas, and remember. However crows can manipulate objects much better. Studies have shown they're already using tools. Also, they can freaking fly!

Also, if we're betting, I say a crows wing is much more likely to evolve an opposing thumb than a dolphin flipper.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

you are assuming an opposing thumb is absolutely necessary. in that case, monkeys are much better candidates.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No I'm not. I'm just saying an opposable thumb would be even more advantageous.

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Dolphin can't make fire. How dolphin smelt Bronze to end stone age?

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Our ascent as a species started from the hydrogen bomb, it is dolphin nature to love the hydrogen bomb"