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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Fark off. We're not giving you guys a goddamn thing. You are WAY too comfortable with doing nothing and compromising with 100% concentrated evil. I'll be voting for candidates who were born AFTER the Battle of the Bulge.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

"You don't have to do this, Joe, you really don't."

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

They already have chosen a new direction.
Unsurprisingly and in their tone-deaf character they have chosen the worst option.
"embrace patriotism" ban far-left candidate questionnaires and refuse to participate in forums that create ideological purity tests” , etc... I really hope this wakes up people to vote 3rd party, they do not represent working class people and never have.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck around and fuck off geezer

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Just retire already. I still regret my vote for him.

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[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No need for a new direction, right? Biden can run for president even if dead, and liberals would still vote for him.

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking Useless goofy ass Joe

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

By serving the facist tea?

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