My latest personal project would look like this:
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I would add spaghetti in the middle
Sliders. I like OOP and neat little micro services.
Haha! Complete opposite.
Giant monorepo that's delicately balanced and one wrong move can cause the whole thing to flip over.
(Not arguing over what is better. That's just my life in the past few years, and It's a stupid argument)
Please edit your image so some of those sliders contain a tenth of an ounce of meat and some of the other ones have a full beef wellington half wedged into a bun.
The most immaculate well researched pickles ever seen.
But I'm getting bored, I should learn how to write, or maybe draw, or maybe dance.
No I got it, I'll shift my focus to an obscure Github program I'm using to test a weird thought I had!
I'll finish this burger later...
Is that adhd? That's definitely adhd!!!
sorry about the amazing image quality I made this in less than a minute (I didn't even export the image from the editor just screenshotted it lol)
I made this in less than a minute
Enterprise level doneness
Recursion!
(This was edited with Krita on my phone, so sorry that it looks a bit shoddy)
1-space indents? Oh my.
In their defense (maybe a stretch) it could be 1-tab indents with a 1-space display?
I'm trying for their sake.
I suppose if you read/write code on your phone it might make sense
I try, but I mostly cry
Apparently, this is a dogfood burger. No idea why that exists, but I'll take it, because I'm definitely dogfooding.
I'm building a build system. And I've got three previous/ongoing projects where I'm directly integrating it.
And yeah, I've noticed that I'm kind of jumping between features, always just building them as far as I need them.
And in particular, I'm not really planning ahead. For exanple, I noticed after the fact that I could easily pull out a whole feature into a separate library, and that would already be useful on its own.
But on the plus side, it's much easier to figure out actual requirements this way.
Do you keep a regular log of the work that you do? Beyond the commit messages I mean.
I usually keep todo-lists, where I've kind of noted down the next few steps for each feature. And well, those then usually also contain infos for the step I'm currently working on or for previously completed steps.
I rarely actually stick to my planned next steps, but it does help when switching between contexts, if that's why you're asking.