How the fuck did we get here? : shittyasklemmy

[+] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Where IS that large automobile!?

[–] nick@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Harambe?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

most likely.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper

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