this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

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[–] don@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

I walked every one of the 42,069 miles/km of this pic barefoot. I am not the being that first began this journey.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Good LORD. Scrolled the whole damn thing on my feed, then opened it and had to scroll all over again to comment. I made it. 10/10 would scroll again. Also fuck 'Salt bae'. Fucking piece of shit.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

This is a masterpiece. We should broadcast it into space 24/7 so aliens know to stay away from us.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Getting a tendonitis was never this entertaining.

Thank you

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Is it really a good one though?

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Hey, you. You’re finally awake.

[–] classic@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago

I wish more news and op-eds were structured like this

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

End made me laugh thanks.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

Dunno about pizza, but this made me hungry for a Mexican torta with pineapple.

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Truly inspirational. I strive to achieve such a glorious screenshot

This should be a video, or a TV show, or something

[–] girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Can't wait for Tumblr to join the Fediverse

!knightsofpineapple@lemmy.world