Narcissist's Prayer
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
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That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
No you were a lying Orange Turd. Like you always are.
He doesn't know what sarcasm is.
He thinks that’s what failure is.
I think he might think it means exaggeration? He keeps trying to use it that way
Probably. He's so incredibly stupid so that might very well be the case.
better economy? juuuust kidding
What do you mean? Eggs are a buck a dozen and tariffs paid for childcare. The stock market is at all time highs. You wouldn't belive your lying eyes, would you?
You forgot the /s
That's not what sarcasm means.
A little bit ironic, don't ya think?
Lying sack of shit
So if he said "I'll end the war in 24 hours" sarcastically... Then he was mocking himself?
So many Ds of chess 🧐
Sarcasm? Just straight up lying.
Sarcastic is a new word for lying then? 😏
trump doesn't have the mental capacity for the use of basic sarcasm. yet another lie
This man has never made a real joke in his life.
Was he sarcastic about egg prices, too?
so.. change meaning of words when you fail...
Oh, what a sarcastic man. I never knew such sarcasm.
How is that sarcasm? It's exaggerating if it's anything. Did the meaning of sarcasm change?
Or maybe he's right. Maybe it's sarcasm because he intended to escalate the war.
Trump: I'm totally gonna end that war in 1 day. Yep. Gonna end that war and definitely not escalate it. /s
Like, THAT would be sarcasm. So I guess he's admitting he had no intention to end the war? Obviously not. He just doesn't know what sarcasm means apparently.
what a joke of a man 
TIL lying = sarcasm.
So he's was either dumb or lying either shouldn't be done by a world leader.
Oh haha jk jk