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Calzone filled with clams (lemmy.ca)
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

WHAT THE FUCK

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Right? Like who is the literal idiot that did this..gonna break someone's teeth

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For real, who uses a fork on a calzone?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

People who order a clam calzone are the first people that come to mind.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the time my mates and I got together and made the absolute best oyster calzones. The shells actually add great flavor to the dough, you'd be surprised. Just cut the calzone up and eat it. The best part was none of that ever happened because this is insane, but I love it.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Average AI recipe

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I liked when GPT was new and just played “yes and” to whatever weird recipes you could think up

[–] noride@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This abomination will be remembered as one of humanities greatest failures.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago

Oh this has nothing to do with humanity. This ought to be a cosmic horror.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not a fan of clamzone

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your mom let me visit the clamzone last night. Tell her sorry about the curtains.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, if that was my mom and you did anything to her curtains, she will have made sure to make you feel sorry. I hope you like a beating.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

She charges extra for that.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I never did hit the bottom of the clamzone, but I beat the hell out of the sides.

[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

DELETE THIS

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If this isn't against the Geneva convention we need to get this shit added immediately. What the fuck is this.

[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Give this to someone you hate. Really hate.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Clamzone

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well... you'll certainly get your daily calcium from that.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Clamcium

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

For a second I thought this was an exploded Wiener dog

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Why do the shells of those clams look softer than the calzones (protective hard?) shell?

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I thought this to be a AI generated picture that is supposed to fuck with you until I read the title.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is high in calcium and good for your bones.

[–] tarsn@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Doot doot

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Why

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's not that bad, you just spit out the shells while you eat. Just like how you have to spit out the seeds when you eat watermelon pizza

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Absolutely abhorrent, bravo!!! 👏👏👏

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't touch this