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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

This is, in fact, the earliest known example of yer da selling Avon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

this has been a certified PugJesus fact.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Wait, so Avon cream is just water?

"Avon. Sludge out of your river, unto your face! As clean as nature, twice the pollution!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Mmm, river cream. Sounds so appetising.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I always wondered why that avon lady that came around was always soaking wet even when it wasn't raining.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Your finger, you fool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Aberavon. Isn’t that river valley?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A lot of rivers in Mexico called "Atoyac".

Swap Celts for Nahua/Mexica, and Romans for Spaniards.