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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Wait, so Avon cream is just water?

"Avon. Sludge out of your river, unto your face! As clean as nature, twice the pollution!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Mmm, river cream. Sounds so appetising.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

I always wondered why that avon lady that came around was always soaking wet even when it wasn't raining.