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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I once submitted an issue to a devs GitHub. The apps login page would not load without large bg pictures loading first. I asked if he could add an option to disable it in the settings, as my self hosted site was slow.

I essentially got back, "why would I do that? It's not an issue for me! Besides the login page should load before the background picture" issue closed

😑😑😑😑

It's like you're SO CLOSE to seeing the issue.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Similar thing here. I once went to a Minecraft mod dev's discord to ask if there was a way to center the health bars that come with his mod. He basically said "you're the only person who has ever asked for this, everyone else just puts it in a corner of their screen". I feel centering is a basic feature of any adjustable UI element!

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I kinda get it, mod authors (and FOSS devs) often get a lot of requests for something they're doing in their free time without pay. If they already have a backlog, they have to be picky about what tasks they take on, and they can get a bit snippy when overwhelmed with requests (or questions that might turn into one). That being said, there's no reason to be rude.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

He wasn't actually too rude about it luckily, but what I found funny is that his mod was a very basic one with a lot of competitors doing pretty much the exact same thing, and ALL of them had centering options. Maybe he just didn't see those mods? Idk.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Relying on humans” is open to interpretation.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 years ago

For food. You know... nom nom (the humans as food I am hinting at!:-P).

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess I'm not surprised that programmers don't know how to follow meme standards.

The three panels following the first one are supposed to be helping the first one.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I am altering the meme. Pray I do not alter it any further.

[–] Buttons@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Senior developer here, it looks like they are helping to me.

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sending you on a side quest isnt really helping efficiently

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

But it is helping effectively.

It's less efficient to learn how to do something than to have somebody who knows how do it for you, but it's more effective to learn for yourself. Hard won knowledge is rarely lost.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Catching mice is a stupid question."

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hot muscular felines as coworkers? Sign me the f up

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Insufficient detail. Please ask a specific question.”

“Read the wiki”

“Nobody here is interested in holding your hand.”

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Insufficient detail. Please ask a specific question.”

This is a very real problem from the answering side. So many people would rather have you guess what they're trying to ask and then get mad at you when you guess wrong.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

I know whenever I try to help someone with a Linux issue it's always an uphill battle to get them to stop guessing what they think the problem might be and show me the logs.

People really don't want to give you the information you need to help them.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well this makes me feel better about my stupid questions on stack overflow.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look at this fancy person with enough reputation to ask a question

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

I know you're trying to make a joke about SO's restrictive rep system, but asking and answering questions doesn't require reputation, at all. If anything, that's where you start building rep.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This image macro is supposed to be supportive

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's an X Y problem. Please retell the history, starting from your birth, that led to this moment before I contemplate answering your question

Signed, somebody who would rather waste your time than answer the bloody question.

Anti Commercial-AI license

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My for-profit large language model will not be stopped by your "anti commercial ai license" because it hasn't learned to read yet.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ive seen people link that one multiple times and i am at a loss what its about.

The cc 4.0 license it points to does not mention AI at all.

CC even has a page where they state that it probably is legal to train on cc protected content but it depends on context.

https://creativecommons.org/2023/08/18/understanding-cc-licenses-and-generative-ai/

I think someone used ai to mean attribution/alike, international. Which are part of the full name (Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International) but still make little sense as an acronym next to CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 being the official acronym.

[–] my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's no point looking for logic. These people truly believe granting a licence restricts the rights of people who don't agree to the licence, which is the exact opposite of what licenses do. It's blatant misinformation but if you call them out on it (even by quoting their own link) they literally think you're an astroturfer for AI, because that makes more sense to them than the fact they're obviously wrong.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

You don’t understand: these comment footers are the only thing between us and Roko's basilisk.

~ NOT FOR COMMERCIAL USE ~ PRIVATE MODE OF COMMUNICATION ~ NO STEP ON SNEK ~

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i am at a loss what its about.

The only thing worse than the tech-bro's worshiping AI like it's the next messiah and we all must pave way for this revolutionary technology that will only seem to benefit white Americans with disposable income, are the people on the opposite end of the spectrum who are have a hysterical hatred for LLM's because their favorite Youtube streamers are getting clicks by ranting about how bad AI is. They are not being personally impacted by AI at all but are delusional enough to think that there will be laws and regulations and that AI will be "banned" if we all "raise awareness" and it's about as useful as the Bud Lite protests but not even remotely as entertaining.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

non-commercial, you can't sell it

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Spam/misinformation: Not an anti-AI licence.

This person may be confused, but still your tagline is a waste of mods’ time. And just speaking as a user I find it to be annoying visual pollution, especially since I think it’s ineffectual, unless your only goal is to “raise awareness.” Beyond that I think any effectiveness is about as plausible as that of sovereign citizenship.