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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I was actually asked to leave my parents church because I was loudly arguing with the guy running a gift shop that if I were to follow Jesus, I should be flipping these tables, chasing them with whips, and damming them for turning gods house into a place of business occupied by thieves.

I guess they DON'T like considering what Jesus would do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I used https://randombible.org/ but it seems like the bible is just a series of random stories that make no sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yikes, I got a tough one.

“Don’t be alarmed,” he said. “You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him.”

— Mark 16:6

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I’m working on my salting with fire technique but not much progress yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

They’d just take this as evidence of institutionalized persecution against Christians

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't the old testament more hardcore than the new one ? Jewish roulette would seem more risky than christian roulette

I mean, obviously Jesus would get arrested by modern "christians" for being a "leftist hippie commie"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Let's industrialize this particular potential blasphemy.

https://dailyverses.net/random-bible-verse

Ed: > Truly I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them.

Mark 11:23

Hey at least I'm not going to prison.

[–] lena 1 points 3 weeks ago

Get wisdom, get understanding; do not forget my words or turn away from them.

do not forget my words or turn away from them

Yeah, prison

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Again with the begatting!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I got Law-ception

"All who sin apart from the law will also perish apart from the law, and all who sin under the law will be judged by the law."

Just... go to jail.. or don't... I don't know..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

"Not the goats again!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh come on. Most of the bible is boring stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh I don't doubt they exist. Just haven't seen before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I think I can own a Canadian legally now, though. Get a pardon for trying, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

opens bible. Points at random verse. Ezekiel 23:20.

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