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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Psychology. The sign gets extra attention and also makes one think the people holding the sale might be stupid and not know the value of the items they're selling.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My thoughts exactly. Like the intentional typos in the titles of reddit posts.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Well, people definitely notice the sign.

Kind of like what I used to do on reddit. If no one is answering someone else's post for over an hour that I also would like to have the answer to, I'll post the wrong answer to the question in a believable way and someone will instantly correct me.

Boom. Question answered.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 month ago

From my recent garage sale:

A sign beside a road that reads “Garage Salad” and features an arrow pointing left

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

YOU'RE WRONG THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

wait?

heh heh

Good try buddy. I'm not falling for that old trick.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, actually... If you look at this venn diagram you will clearly see just how wrong you are.

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HA HA YOU FOOL!!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! I knew the cheese was on the Nachos the whole time!

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to nachos and bacon powder.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Cunningham's Law

Correlary: use a female-sounding username with a cutesy icon (e.g. flowers, butterflies, etc) and you're more likely to get the help you need.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its like they went to the same school!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aww, look at the little hortlets.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Random Red Shirt:

Sir! We're detecting... they... they read like Hitler particle emissions but... something's off...

Kirk:

Hortler.

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Those are home schooled idiots. They can point out where god lives and find their way to the Walmart... but that's about the extent of their educations. Interestingly - the dumbing of America started under Reagan, picked up speed under Bush 1, kicked into overdrive under Bush 2, and if you haven't seen what Devos did to the DoE while "running it" - well... you'd be shocked when you discovered 50% of American high school graduates can't read, write, critically think, or do simple math.

Yep! You guessed it! They've gone on to become the morons in the red hats. Almost like the republicans were counting on them being there.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

This is next level marketing. I need a new yarb and I wouldn't know about the yarb sale if it wasn't for the typo which isn't even a real typo but just a small letter around big ones once you think about it. You're part of their guerrilla marketing strategy

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago

My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

You should see the condom ads in my neighborhood. Little ones happily throwing litter on the ground without any parent in sight.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Tag yourself! I'm BIG YALE.

YARE YARE DAZE (sale)

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Obedience and conformity.

Same as always.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Those people were home schooled

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Yale Sale

Alright! Deals on an Ivy League education!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look, we all can't get into Yal6, okay.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Getting into Yale is easy! It's yust getting out that's hard.

shamelessly stolen


[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Homeschooling?

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"yard sard" kind of appeals to me tbh. I'd like to know what goes on at a yard sard, it intrigues me

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[–] GroupNebula563@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Big Yale is where I got my diploma