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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 99 points 1 month ago (3 children)

From the US Department of Justice:

Hate Crime: At the federal level, a crime motivated by bias against race, color, religion, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, or disability.

So is their argument that owning a Cybertruck is a disability? Because they might have a point there....

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

It's a religion

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's definitely a sexual orientation

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

Wait, is that what cyber-sex is??

[–] psvrh@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I ws going to say "Cybertruck owner" and "Elon stan" aren't protected classes, but you make a good point.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

They have been collectively working very hard to reclaim the word 'retard', otherwise why use it so much?

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're being harassed for having common sense

There's a lot to unpack here.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago

"It's just (race) science!"

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The President doesn't respect any laws. Why should any of its citizens?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah, but that's very different. PUS is loaded, whereas these people probably aren't. Laws don't apply to rich people.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yup.

as a side note though, that's the first time I've seen the president of the United States shortened to PUS. I was always used to POTUS.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I decided he's bag of pus. So I shortened it.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 41 points 1 month ago

He supports Elon? He deserves all the hate he gets.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm about to eat $6k or some shit to get out of my Tesla lease early. Fuck Elon and the board that enables him.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm about to eat $6k or some shit

I'd choose the 6k ngl

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's all in pennies, dig in

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm trying to hold out but people are making things difficult.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Try investing in a "I bought this before I knew Elon was insane" bumper sticker.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I can't think of a worse place to own a Cybertruck than Seattle, aside of course from areas with unpaved roads or any uneven terrain

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Seattle roads are such a mess they might as well be unpaved lol. But yeah any time I see one here I wonder if they ever park or if they just drive in circles for a few hours then go back home

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The fact they don’t know (or pretend not to) why this is happening is the stupid part.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How are car owners a protected class?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ultra carbrain: terminal diagnosis.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago

People supporting Elon are definitely a cult. And considering the amount of real estate Elon has, I'd say they qualify as a religion according to Frank Zappa.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

They genuinely don't understand hatred and how it manifests in the world.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

Conservatives are always talking about being "Alpha Males" and the first thing they do here is cry to Daddy Musk that people are being mean to them and can't Daddy punish all the meanies for them?

[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

let's say I hypothetically sprayed these down with salt water

I know they used to have issues with surface rust, do they still have that?

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bleach also makes a very good oxidizing agent.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Hydrogen peroxide works pretty well. Especially the high concentration stuff they sell for hydroponics.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hypothetically are you going to carry salt water e everywhere with you? Seriously?

Ita so much easier to carry small sachets of salt in tour pocket and way more discreet to tear open, pour into your palm and just accidentally put it all over the car as you walk past.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just pour it into your pocket. It's an upgrade on pocket sand in any situation where you are dry. Sucks in the rain.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Sha-sha-SHA!

[–] Lvdwsn@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anybody have a link where I can buy those stickers? So I can keep them in a drawer safe and sound, of course.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I too have a very empty drawer.

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[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember, folks. Black bloc is your friend.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Vandalizing Swasticars en masse may not just be a fever dream anymore.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Same crybabies that vandalized private property with those dipshit I did that stickers.

[–] Daelsky@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

These people are so stuck in their world holy shit. Do they really not see why people hate Elon???

[–] hector@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why does someone mention common sense in the thread ;) ?

[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

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[–] whygohomie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"WELL I HATED IT!!!"

This is Michael Scott in real life. It's pretty much a lock that, though his fancy financial footwork, he also finds himself tremendously in debt on the truck.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
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