Then this guy dressed as a trash can ran up to me with a sharp metal stick.
What'd you do?
I cut his totally naked feet off.
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Then this guy dressed as a trash can ran up to me with a sharp metal stick.
What'd you do?
I cut his totally naked feet off.
I'd probably copy Bugs Bunny and go in drag as Brunhilde, play a bunch of tricks on him and ride a fat horse around
Apparently this was worn by people in chariots.
Ah, so a stick on the wheels would suffice

Tons of information here from the Koryvantes Association of Historical Studies in Athens, who made this replica. Picture caption:
Early Mycaenean Warrior, armed with Naumahon Xisto (?) – boarding pike.
Reconstruction of a Mycaenean armour and weapons. The Mycaenean plate armour is an exact copy of the Dendra armour, presented in Nafplion Archeological Museum. The peculiar bronze double-headed blade is dated around 16th Century BC found at Agios Onoufrios near Phaistos Crete. The helmet is based on depiction from Medinet Habu, Mortuary Temple of Ramesses III, Luxor.
Nice find! I didn't know the source.
He reminds me of Tunn-La from The Tick lol

I can understand now why the Myceneans died out so mysteriously

So you can be stabbed in the toes, knees, fingers, or nose.... how 'bout no!?!
It's suggested that the term "Achilles' heel", meaning a seemingly insignificant point of fatal weakness, comes from exactly your observation of the Dendra Panoply, an armour of exactly the same period as Achilles and the Trojan War.
Conaidering that you won't stand stiff and upright as an unmoving target, but rather bent in the knees like you see modern fighters, as well as moving around, hitting the knees or feet is gonna be a lot harder. You'd have to bend down to reach for them, putting your own head and neck deeper within the enemy's reach.
The fingers are also hard to hit (but not impossible), but mostly they're hard to armor if you want to retain flexibility. The same goes for the face: You need to be able to see what's happening and what the enemy is doing. Armoring either would probably bring more drawbacks than protections.
That's not to say there are no ways to armor these parts, but they might not have been invented at the time or simply too complex and expensive to make. If they found that a ton of people died with chopped-off fingers, they'd find a way to armor those. If they never bothered, it probably won't have been worth the cost.
If you're interested in the decisions that go into selecting armor, I recommend this blog entry by an ancient historian as well as the follow-up where he uses the logic laid out in the first post to be pedantic about pop culture examples. The blog is, after all, named "A Collection Of Unmitigated Pedantry" (and I can really recommend it in general).
Modern armour has similar drawbacks.
Like something out of Dr Who
It's the thick tube neck that really makes it
Exterminate!
Thanks for this wonderful view of how actual historical fact is weirder than expected. I mean, it makes sense but the appearance is unexpected.
U will never stand a chance against my Minions