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Nah man, I minify it so it's one line...
wait how many files am I loading again? wait, 6000? nuts.
I make only static sites and avoid having any overhead. Just Eleventy for building and some minimal vanilla JS where needed.
You'll never make it as a big time web dev.
Probably not /s, sadly. It's they that are wrong, not you.
Ha, it was never my ambition.
I would never do such a thing.