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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 88 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That person doesn’t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

[–] mearce@programming.dev 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What did they intend for this picture, I wondee?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Wondee!

I feel they didn't intend the picture at all, they found themselves in that situation and their SO, roommate or whatever took it.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The picture was shared by the person in the picture

I was concerned about that too at first

https://lemm.ee/comment/18622489

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 year ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

How can you guys tell? It seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd stage for your gross-out memes insta.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sadly it’s usually a shit in the shower situation.

[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with the ol’ waffle stomp.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Said management.

[–] hypna@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You guys are only working on one project at a time?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago

I'm working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

High priority is a key piece of information here.

[–] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 1 year ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really like that font what is it?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Save the picture, crop it to the text only and upload it here: https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

what the actual fuck. 🤮

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee -4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

~~This picture looks like it was taken without permission~~

~~OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from~~

EDIT:

Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit from cm0002s screenshot is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅