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[โ€“] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

200: "I gotchu, bro. Here you go. Have a good day."

401: "You're not on the list. Get lost."

402: "Pay me or get lost."

403: "Everyone get lost."

404: "You are lost."

500: "Ooopsss."

501: "Knew I forgot something..."

504: "I can't do this shit all day."

[โ€“] davel@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[โ€“] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Serving multiple data streams

[โ€“] blackluster117@possumpat.io 1 points 2 years ago

I love the whimsy of developers.

[โ€“] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

502: "I'm fucked, you're fucked, but most of all the developer trying to solve this is super fucked."

[โ€“] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

200 OK

{ "error": 404 }

[โ€“] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Why do these feel like the 5 stages of grief ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Asudox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

These are pretty good as an overview tbh. I like it when teachers have a sense of humour at least.

[โ€“] ABasilPlant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Surprised no one's mentioned HTTP Cats yet:

https://http.cat/

Personally, HTTP 405 (Method not allowed) is my favorite:

An image of former US president George Bush eating a cat. The text below the image reads, "405. Method Not Allowed"

[โ€“] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone give it up for the fella who ran a webserver on a teapot

[โ€“] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like returning 418 instead of 404 or 403 on the files the script kiddies are hunting for on my web servers. I'm sure it does nothing but I'd like to think I've wasted some of their time at least once.

[โ€“] Telorand@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

I'm glad that error exists.