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[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 110 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Everytime this shows up I wonder if this is really a male nipple or if the creator used a female one just for extra laughs. If it was a serious thing that people actually did it would be hilarious if they were replacing one female nipple for another.

Somehow also reminds me of a story about a singer's album cover released during the latest military dictatorship in Brazil (it was a heavily censored period). Folks went out of their way photographing a woman's asshole with a marble ball on it until they managed to get one that looked like an eye - then used that picture as the album cover.

[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

"Todos os Olhos" if anybody wants to look it up

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 2 years ago

It had to be Brazil

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile the singer is furiously masturbating themselves every night over the world's largest collection of a highly specific fetish shot.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 72 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What blows my mind about that image is that the size of the nipple does not look undersized on the man nor oversized on the tattoo lady. Nipple size variation is really quite wild

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah some people have huge nipples and some barely have any.

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee -5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine the male nipple without the tattoo.. it does look undersized. And I reckon if you saw that giant nipple on a real woman you would be very concerned.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Nah that's a fine size for a woman's nipple to be.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I'll be in my bunk.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please only use nipples from males with insensitive nipples, just to be extra sure they can't be sexualised

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What if the man with insensitive nipples still gets off on showing others his nipples? We need insensitive male nipples from an asexual virgin.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago

Damn you're right, ok good call

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

my time to shine

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cannot we solve this problem with AI, what happens if you request a topless lady with male nipples?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What will happen, if I see a female nipple? I'll get emotioonal scars so severe they're undoable? /s

(Whouldn't be surprised if it was just made up on the spot to make women cover up themselves more)

I think it goes to the moral panic in the 1970-today. But I don't have a link unfortunately.

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

This seems like something Kelvin would do on The Righteous Gemstones.

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

But why do we have nipples? If mine were functional I would save money on milk for my coffee. 😢

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you would not gain any protein. That's a valuable opportunity to gain. (:

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I never thought of it that way. 🤔

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You could just do steroids, then you could get ripped and lactate. Sounds like a win win to me

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Men can lactate, specifically when they are severely malnourished, but I have heard it's possible to induce it in various ways. This would aid the survival of a tribe when food was scarce by keeping the babies alive for longer, but some mammals can do it under normal circumstances as well.

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm standing in front of my coffee shirtless pushing as hard as I can and it's not working. 🤯

[–] candybrie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It generally takes months. It's not like women can lactate just by pushing their nipples either.

In the ordinary course of events, they need to get pregnant, build up all the ducts and milk producing cells, and then get the right combination of hormones to trigger milk production. And then you have to keep removing that milk, or it stops.

You can get people not going through pregnancy to lactate by giving them the hormones. Recovery from famine can also produce the needed hormone spike.

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I pushed my nipples down and it worked! It worked!!! 😲😲😲

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I need to see some samples

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 1 points 2 years ago

Awful taste and Bad execution

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I’ve always wondered, do pasties have to cover the aerial too or just the nipple? You can see where that question leads.