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[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 months ago (6 children)

*stares at URL*

I think I’m starting to recognize that link

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see you're no stranger to love

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Obviously, you know the rules and so do I

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In germany we don't open this link, we say "XcQ der Link bleibt zu." and i think it's beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

XcQ the link stays blue

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

As I wander through the desolate wastes of this once-great land, surrounded by the ruins of structures grand enough to have been constructed by the gods themselves, I am constantly haunted by the glare of the despot responsible for it all. His gaze stares down upon me as though reaching inside my soul to condemn my rebellious heart.

Despite the untold lives he has ruined, my conditioning is so strong that I am compelled to drop to my knees and shout, "Oh, Mighty One! You will never give us up, you will never let me down, you will never hurt me."

But as I stand in the middle of a desert with nobody to hear my cries, I know deep down that he has indeed let me down. Still, the conditioning is too strong. We are strangers to love, and you know the rules—so do I. I wouldn’t get this from any other guy. The cult would never accept me back if I were to renounce my faith.

With all that in mind, I wander into the desert, knowing there’s no water for miles, promising I’m never gonna run around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s a recent thing for me. I think XQC (think that’s a streamer) and the end of this link is XcQ with an upper case W just before. I don’t think I’ll never not notice now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I always heard "if it's XcQ, the link stays blue"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I remember the video code by its start and end; dQ..cQ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"I see you XcQ" or "XcQ I see you". It's not the best mnemonic but it has served me well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

gXcQ?

Not for you.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You can take a screenshot by pressing "WIN - SHIFT - S" :)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

Gotta watch an ad before it'll work. And another one to post it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We work as software engineers and my colleague works on a particular application for one of our clients and I shit you not the following happens regularly.

  • Colleague emails client with a change log for the latest publish.
  • Client prints off the email and annotates it with a pen.
  • Takes a photo of the printed out email.
  • Attaches it to his reply.
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They have this work flow and they still don't have a scanner‽

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's much faster to take a photo and immediately send it by email, or transfer it via bluetooth/airdrop to your computer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This is probably preferable to when something is written with a "pen" tool and a mouse, so you have mspaint style handwriting.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can also press “Print Screen”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

but i don’t want to print my screen, i just want a picture of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

In KDE I hotkeyed Super+PrtSc to run flameshot gui, so I can instantly get very good custom screen shots that I can annotate or whatever if I want. Then Alt+Super+PrtSc takes a screenshot of both displays and saves it to a custom folder

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Or Win + PrntScrn to make an auto saved file.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I used all my free screenshots for the month, I don't have Windows+

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Don’t you fucking put that anywhere Microsoft might see. They’ll do it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Microsoft be like 1000000171

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Windows
npm
Ad

That calls for a month of vacation with edibles and pizza with weed for the munchies. Everything so I don't remember.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

And now it's time to secure erase your SSD before it sees the light of day

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think mplayer has an ASCII output mode (VLC, too?), and I believe youtube-dl can output to stdout.

The rest is, as they say, left as an exercise to the reader.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That's a strange way to get rickrolled

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

people who take camera pictures of their screen instead of doing a proper screenshot should not call themselves developers

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

I prefer copying the text on the terminal and pasting it, due to most platforms using jpeg compression on png uploads, making written text worse.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No dev would take a picture of the screen instead of making a screenshot

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

But what if something pulls a Netflix and blacks out the window when you try to screenshot. The sanctity of the screenshot is ruined, take more pictures.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's part of the curse

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I know that URL.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

First I have to drink a verification can, and now this??!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Don't forget to stand up and say MCDONALD'S.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

. . . so, anyway, that's how I became radicalized.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Never gonna try that up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My colleagues have fancy terminal applications with fancy backgrounds, so I thought the reflection was a cool frosted glass transparency effect, at first.

And with the amount of memes being sent across throughout the day, I reckon if it were silly videos, they would eat that up.

Also : watch a video while that command runs? "Fuck yeah", they'd say!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I know XcQ when I see it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

When I said that Microsoft has a lot to learn from Linux, Ubuntu Server is not what I had in mind 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Aww, I read that as a brilliant:
"Write a short ad...",
...instead of:
"Watch a short ad".

Original wasn't exactly about working for corporate, but rather about consuming their poison, wasn't it?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you are opening a text shell on windows you deserve it. Wsl should just send you to a gulag instead.