Protip: just do a nazi salute and Teslas will avoid hitting you
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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No, no, that's how you heil the Cybertaxi.
The Cybertruck can't see well enough to recognize hand signals, you'll get plowed for sure.
Well, that'd certainly be a novel solution to the trolley problem. Just make sure FSD always defaults to hitting the non-nazis first.
I remember when the Hummer H2 was the douchebag SUV... how times have changed
it still is, there's just more than one now.
Elmo claims that....
Its a lie. If Elmo claims something, its automatically a lie. The guy literally doesn't know what else to do but lie, he hasn't done anything else but lie over the past decades.
If would be so nice if news media could pick up on that...
Safer for pedestrians
"It only slices deer in half, which is 100% fatal. Humans just get blunt force trauma that has a 1.59% survival rate."
Who would believe a word that fucker says?
Safer as in less suffering.
he says in the video that his truck is "bombproof in the inside and outside" WTF does that even mean?
Car-bombers who recently purchased cyber trucks are gonna be pissed!
Someone already did that a bit ago with a bunch of fireworks and I think it worked?
Quiet down, Zangoose... You'll get us all-expenses paid tickets to Guantanamo Bay
75mph is a lot, regardless of vehicle. A deer's mass is horizontal whereas a human's is vertical, altering the results. Fuck the cybertruck, but at least be logical.
Yeah, everyone knows the cutting and penetrative power is decreased in a linear fashion with contact area.