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What have you done for the glory of The Empire? (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world

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I ate a pizza...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] villainy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I browsed Lemmy while pretending to pay attention to a conference call... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Took a shit for the glory of the empire!

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[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm having panic attacks and psychotic episodes... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tasted my cooking to see if something is missing, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The army travels on its belly. Glory to your house!

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[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I tried to install pip on my wife's Windows work computer… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

OPs dedication to commenting is a feat in of it itself

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[–] singletona@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I made hot tea ... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Defeated my opponent in a PVP match on Pokemon Go, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] nerv@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I provided myself with sustenance to face the rest of my work day... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

A warrior through and through! Glory to you and your house!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks to you guys, I stopped and did 20 pushups and 50 crunches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Seriously though, you guys in this post are all awesome. Thanks for a smile in these dark days.

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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just finished depositing a post-processed meal into the local liquid/solid biomatter waste disposal system, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Proper sanitation is the mark of a glorious house!

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I made coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do NOT caffenate the Klingons!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure lacking coffee is why they’re so grouchy,

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I cooked a roasted beet stew...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] Australis13@fedia.io 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I fought the battle of the dishes and started the dishwasher... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Glory to your house and its honorable sanitation!

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I blew snot into toilet paper FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I fought a glorious battle against my spicy curry dinner. It was a meal fit for a warrior and it fought with honor, even on it's way out. My butthole burns FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just adjusted the crotch of my pants....

FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I took my dog out for her morning poop...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago

Caring for your beast is caring for your House. GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!

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[–] b3an@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I farted for the glory of the empire!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Trumpet of victory! Glory to you and your house!

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gave my dog a slice of pepperoni FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You nurture the dogs of war! Glory to you and your house!

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I pooped... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I tried priming the walls of my guest bath but it somehow ended up pulling skim coat off the wall FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I cleaned up my disk… for the glory of the empire!

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I scratched my balls...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Your previously itchy balls bring glory to the empire!

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