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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Randall Monroe has provided me with weekly nibbles of entertainment for nearly 2 decades. But this was inspired by his style, not created by him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I realize that now. Well done!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I also did not create this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In that case. It's terrible! I hate it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It's perfectly adequate, i tolerate it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Next you’re gonna tell us you don’t even selfhost

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do you remember what the original was?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Funny, now it's easy to check for birds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If by "easy" you mean someone else already spent 5 years and a nice chunk of cash training a model for it, which you get to use. And if you accept that it will not be accurate across all possible species and environments, only very specific subsets.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

We spent the five years training the model. Manually. With Captcha data.

Now we're teaching it not to run traffic signals, hit motorcycles or busses, or try to drive up stairs.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the day Google Recaptcha will ask me "is that traffic light red?" and after a couple of seconds "hurry up, I'm approaching the intersection!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is original work. The source is in the post.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For a generous definition of "original".

Edit: very generous, since it's just new text on the second panel in https://xkcd.com/1269/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I was on Lemmy for a month before I realized this was a community about hosting servers, and not the Lemmy equivalent of a self.post from Reddit. 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Self hosted

Cloud provided media storage

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It could be their own cloud. I refer to my VPSes as "the cloud" even though that's still self-hosting. My "cloud storage" would just be a 10TB storage VPS I've got.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No one else uses the term "cloud" like that.

That part of this comic really stuck out like a sore thumb. I can't tell if it's an oversight, a comment about the challenges of self-hosting, or subtle mockery of self-hosting hypocrisy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No one else uses the term "cloud" like that

Broadly, "the cloud" is just someone else's computer. VPSes still fall into that definition. A lot of VPS providers describe themselves as "cloud" now too (eg one of the main hosts I use, HostHatch, describes themselves that way on their site).

If a single AWS EC2 or Lightsail server (which is essentially just a VPS in one region) is considered to be "in the cloud", why not a much cheaper, more powerful server with a different provider?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Most self hosting isn't even needed but it sure as hell is satisfying

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They are laughing at you, not with you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Image Transcription:

A one-panel XKCD-style comic with the title "The Self-Hoster" One character is seated at a computer, talking to a second character standing behind their chair. Character one says: "It took all weekend, but now that I have a Mastodon instance running in Docker behind a reverse proxy with cloud-provided media storage, I can enjoy interacting with a federated network of other users without compromising on privacy or content moderation." Character two replies: "Cool, what kinds of topics does your network discuss?" Character one replies: "Our experiences self-hosting Mastodon instances, mostly."

[I am a human, if I’ve made a mistake please let me know. Please consider providing alt-text for ease of use. Thank you. 💜]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only mistake I see is attributing the work to XKCD.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Hm, I guess I assumed based on the style. It's an edit? I'm not really sure what to call it then. I've edited my post but if you have any suggestions please let me know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's an original work in the style of XKCD

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

The image is a cropped xkcd with the text replaced but the same joke.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

insert Thanos stone meme.

We self host an instance to share knowledge about self-hosting that instance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of early days of Linux.

You should ditch windows and switch to Linux! It has everything!

What I can I do on it?

You can compile your own kernel!

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