PersnickityPenguin

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[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The US has the lowest unemployment rate in history. Who he fuck has time to play games?!

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DOGE isn't a real government entity, Big Balls isn't on the US payroll and neither is the founder of Airbnb.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah but what about those 18 toed porn girls with stumpy legs?

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There actually isn't a single human programmer in the entire world. Every single one was fired and replaced by Grok, ChatGPT and Deepseek.

I know all my old friends who worked at Microsoft are now janitors!

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Most of those were actually malware that I stalled in your computer and infected the browser, not an actual ads.

Ads back then were mostly static banner ads that lived at the bottom of a website. They started getting worse in the early 2000s.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I was browsing a manufacturers product website the other day, for a billion dollar company that makes industrial products.

Every page had fucking pop Up ads. Wtf!

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

My parents first mortgage, during Reagan, was at 12% which was fairly normal.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And eventually , all of the used goods will wear out necessitating new goods.

Entropies a bitch

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