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Summary

In response to Trump’s renewed push to buy Greenland, a satirical Danish petition proposes buying California, gathering over 200,000 signatures.

The petition jokes about bringing “hygge” to Hollywood, “bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smørrebrød to every street corner,” while also suggesting that “rule of law, universal healthcare, and fact-based politics might apply,” mocking Trump’s tense relationship with California and its governor, Gavin Newsom.

Meanwhile, Trump’s Greenland ambitions remain serious, with a Republican congressman introducing a bill to buy and rename it “Red, White and Blueland.”

Danish and Greenlandic leaders firmly reject any sale, asserting Greenland’s right to self-determination. The petition aims to crowdfund $1 trillion as a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Californians are going to contribute to the crowdfunding.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

As an unemployed and homeless Californian with a small savings, I'll throw in $25.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (2 children)

ambitions remain serious

“Red, White and Blueland."

I have no doubt both things can be true at the same time but god fucking damn

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If both are true I hope that they’re able to find more effective treatment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Step 1 - lay out white fabric

Step 2 - mix red, white and blue paint together

Step 3 - paint a swastica on the new flag

Mission accomplished

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

they're seriously clowns

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If this were to happen i would sell everything to move back to my true home: The Golden State, California.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And I might consider visiting that state! It seems so nice, but being part of that country ...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Trump might sell it too.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm on board so long as we switch to a language that's actually pronounceable like Norwegian or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe Californians could be taught all the major Nordic languages. Norwegian, Swedish, Icelandic and, of course, Finnish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Finnish

So true, I recommend starting with the good old "Kokko, kokoo koko kokko kokoon".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Danish is a garbage language for garbage people.

(/s)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

California should have a referendum on this

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

As a resident of California, I’d vote yes. California would become part of the EU 🇪🇺

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't rule out taking it by force.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Speaking as a Californian, they might be greeted as liberators.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You might think it's a good thing, but in 10 years you might think differently when you have stepped on Lego blocks almost every day. I mean, you'd get healthcare, there won't be guns anymore you can feel safe wherever you go, your kids will be safe in schools with proper education no matter your skin color, there will be proper bike and public transportation infrastructure so roads will get safer and there will be less traffic jams, etc etc. But those damn Lego blocks man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

'If I'm elected, there'll be 50 percent less Lego blocks on the floor. That's more than half we have to deal with these days. I know a guy, a real smart guy, that knows how, and I've seen it, to melt Lego bricks. He'll eradicate these bothersome Lego bricks so we don't have to tip toe around them any more.'

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny joke, but California's economy is waaaay bigger than Denmark's. CA is like the 5th largest in the world. Denmark is like 37.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, sure, but look at it this way: California and Denmark together would be the world's 5th largest economy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe even fifth and a half.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Getting 1/3 is bigger than 1/2 vibes here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hello. illinois here danes. we are part of the great lakes consortium.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

From the Mitten to the Mississippi, we will always be free!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

They should go to California and do a poll.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This should be removed for changing the headline. It’s Red, White and Blue Land now. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Offer citizenship to Americans in exchange for sufficient donations and give might even get jt

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Canada would like Minnesota please. And can that crazy bastard Jesse Ventura come with the deal? We need a new prime minister anyways

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Bring Wisconsin with you please