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Help, I am scared... (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[+] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're probably hitting close to the all-time high of unread notifications on github... I'm at 1752 rn, only watching lemmy projects.

It does feel like I've become the personal issue tracker for a few thousand people all the sudden. 99% of ppl are nice, but there's always someone demanding free labor to fix their pet issue, while offering to do none of the work themselves, and making ultimatums that they won't use your software until it gets added.

It's like okay then???? I'm not selling a product, so I don't care. I've essentially set up a free cookie stand and they're complaining at me that I don't have rainbow sprinkles.

[–] BinaryEnthusiast@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First off, thank you for working on improving lemmy, it is greatly appreciated. How does one go about helping work on lemmy? I’m a software engineer myself, and I’m looking to provide help during down of my free time. I’m not the most familiar in Rust, but it’s on my summer bucket list

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

No probs! The best way to get started (after you've learned some rust), would be to find a smaller issue or feature you'd like, and then comment on that issue, or in our dev matrix chat, if you need any help. We appreciate any help we can get on improving the code.

[–] DigiWolf@pawb.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lemmy devs are being paid to develop Lemmy, they literally admit to it.

[–] vegetarian_pacemaker@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Couldn't chat gpt do it for you?

[–] Happy_Harry@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

I've thrown powershell scripts at it, telling it to add comments to the code, and it did a great job.