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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't worry about it given that Rust has issues binding to C++.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We all have issues with C++

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah, many leaks to expect on this boat.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Their eye doctor's office is called "See Sharp."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Their fishing boat is called Dot Net.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have a feeling nobody else at the yacht club got anywhere close to understanding the joke.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can't make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.

Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript..

(He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There's so many friggin nerds sailing that it's ridiculous. Who else makes so much so as to indulge in such a wildly expensive hobby?

Never mind the ultra rich nerdy boat names (Bayseienne, Steve Job's weird thing, the sensible and utilitarian Google barge with all the toys, and Oracle guy's toys, and on and on), there's soooooo many more minor nerd boats with names like "Dream SQL" and etc.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

compiler better be good.

also running might be kinda hard.

I'd prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I'd prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

That's what the bucket is for.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Wait till it Rusts!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The most self-aware yacht name.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Nice JavaShip

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

That's a good one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hope there's a sea minus minus somewhere for whomever that was.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

and a holy sea

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Good for Perl diving, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Next time tell the AI to use comic sans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How can you tell this is AI? I don't see any of the characteristic AI probabilistic blurs, and the reflections & caustics seem right.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

I’m just guessing. I could be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Agree - comic sans would be chef's kiss. (Btw I think this is a great AI usecase.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Get rid of the sea word

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That's the second boat, the first one is called plus plus sea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's what you get when you add objects to the sea!