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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 67 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Big if true

... (well, bigger than zero at least)

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

(i = 0; i < data.length; i++)

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

btw you put a hashtag then space to make your text big. You can do more hashtags up to 6 in a row to make them smaller:

h1

h2

h3

h4

h5
h6

(h1-6 is the way you call them in html)

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

might just be your client then

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 2 points 11 months ago

I do find it funny the spacing is larger though

https://i.imgur.com/nLJuFwZ.png

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Wait till they hear about 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110

[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

what the binary says"trans women are women"

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

might not have rendered in your client properly, the text was a spoiler that could be expanded to reveal the message, not a question.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

but they are right, thd T is capitalized :p

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Thanks I see it now, I used Voyager and I had to click on text to reveal :3

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Ah, the gender binary

Also isn't this just an alias for 1 since it is True

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

(I was just make joke because it is true - as in what you typed is true)

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

Computers set any non-zero value to true when converting to boolean

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is the computer a Christian?

[–] AutomaticUpdates@monero.town 11 points 11 months ago

It runs TempleOS

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 11 months ago

That would be a great GCU name now that I think of it.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You both have done me proud

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Username checks out

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 16 points 11 months ago

Are you high (voltage⚡)?