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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He said “we now have an opportunity to have a productive relationship with the United States government, and we’re going to take that.” He also addressed changes to the company’s diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, but largely mirrored what he has already said publicly on podcasts like Joe Rogan. More of what Zuckerberg said on internal strife at the company was reported by Business Insider, which also obtained a copy of the meeting.

He told us who he was while he attended university. Do we believe him yet?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He also paid Trump $25m dollars as an apology for blocking his account years ago when it was justified

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 2 years ago

Zuck is like Lindsey Graham with money and more evil intentions.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 years ago

Maybe try not being a creepy little lizzard boi with a hard-on for privacy violation

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

JFC mark that shit NSFL

What a traumatizing face

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago

His face still says "please love me, I have money," but at least he stopped doing that stupid Roman emperor haircut.

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

It could be worse, imagine his personal digital life was sold to a shady consulting firm piloting a conservative populist political campaign

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 27 points 2 years ago

The onion is going to go out of business if real life headlines like this one keep coming out.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

If he ceased to exist, he'd stop leaking.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

If I was in this meeting, and had previously never leaked anything, I would want to leak this, because this is funny as hell

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

how can someone be that fucking ugly

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Dont make me dm you a selfie

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Come on now! You have never seen ugly if you twist your panties in disgust from cuckerberg!

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago

The problem for the rest of us is, everything he says also stinks.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Because everyone hates him. As simple as that.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Get some snuggies then you whiney man-baby.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

why does his skin look like that. It looks like a shoddy spray tan job.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A tan on a skin type that doesn't tan well. Maybe from a tanning bed where you wear eye protection, would explain why that area is so weirdly white.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Awww, he's trying to look like Daddy Trump!

[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

He looks like he's been skiing 2 weeks ago, i cant see anything wrong here

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 years ago

Because something leaked onto him; and down his chin

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Surly he is smart enough to do some combinatorics to figure out who is leaking the meetings.

It's the classic riddle of u have 1000 bottles of wine 1 is poisoned and u have 10 prisoners to test the wine. U must test all the bottles in 4 days, however it takes 3 days for the poison to take effect.

hintWith 10 prisoners u can test up to 1024 bottles

[–] antithetical@lemmy.deedium.nl 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks for that little riddle, managed to solve it (with the hint) during my morning coffee.