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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn, you get sun that late? -cries in Britain-

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's about right now! Sets at 16:50 today. Just a few more weeks and I finally won't be driving to/from work in total darkness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I think they're having the opposite problem right now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's always a tug of war between summer and winter. I love that it's only getting dark around 10pm in the summer but hate the heat; I like that it's a little colder in the winter but the sun going down around 4pm is just depressing as hell. Especially if you've been at work from like 9am til 6pm: it's dark when you get there and it's dark when you leave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's 16:43

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