Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

He can’t even.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought he was a premium contractor that only did prime jobs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He would've done job #2 then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And not #1

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

#2

#1

🤭

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, you can cross those off and call it even.