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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 196 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How long until she is gregnant?

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can u get prrrrrreagantè?

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I know this reference, old internet friend.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg's.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Welcome to Greg's baby, featuring Lauren.

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 81 points 2 years ago

At least this bridezilla is honest.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (7 children)

That sign cost more than my wedding

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the sign is designed to make it easy to change "Greg" to someone else and reuse.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.

Im sure you are her 1st choice.

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 57 points 2 years ago

Hey Greg!
Welcome to Lauren’s marriage.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

With Laura's name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner's names?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Cheaper to change our names lol

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Why not both?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If we're laughing, there's a chance they were too.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm sure he's in there somewhere

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I'll have one sausage roll and an Irn Bru

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is so hilarious that now I have to get married.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do you plan to marry?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Probably Greg in a few weeks

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Run, Greg, Run!

I don't know what she brings to the party, but this is likely one of many red flags she's been waving. Just because you go through with the wedding doesn't mean the flags vanish.

Edit: just noticed the date on the sign. RIP, Greg. Good luck to you.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Or, crazy idea, maybe it's a joke they both find funny?

This is why terminally online people are terminally single. Everything is red flag gaslight abuse break up immediately.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I was really hoping the "get a divorce" culture was something that would have stayed with reddit

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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, I had a shitty marriage, and I found this genuinely funny

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[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Or she thought the sign would be funny. Made me giggle.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

How do you know Greg didn't make the joke? Do you now Greg and Lauren? Did you give them a gift off their registry or did you do the right thing and give them cold hard cash (via check)? Did you tip the bartender a 20 to start the night and say "remember this face!" and proceed to order thirteen G&Ts over the course of the ceremony?

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[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wonder if Greg has ever drunk baileys from a shoe.

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[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which of the four Gregs is it tho?

Probably Regular Greg from AP Calculus.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Get out, Greg. It's not too late, Greg. I know that the wedding already happened, but divorce exists for a reason, Greg. Respect yourself because she never will, Greg.

Greg.

[–] don@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Welcome to Laura’s Wedding

~~feat. greg~~

[–] ravhall@discuss.online 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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