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JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lmfao, if this actually happens, this would be funniest inauguration ever

(if it weren't for the fact that... check notes ...there would be 200 executive orders that would put the US on the path to Gilead πŸ˜“)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

β€œJust whatever makes sense…”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

.... the two ton stack of paper was forklifted into place to complete the ceremony

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This dude puts the vice in vice president.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Fake news, it was Pepes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

And they're all the green text about the guy who fucking loves pickles.