Asklemmy

I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they're the thin ones. I'm trying to lose weight, after all, so there's got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald's sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a "hamburger" using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.

Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your ... oh never mind

My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I'm still baffled by it.

Underwater

Wrap it in a tortilla

Concentric slices.

Turn it into a curry.

1. Place the plastic table on your nose
2. Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
3. Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
4. Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
5. Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
6. Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza

Bend over and I'll show you

infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it

Baby-birded from Magic Johnson.

My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we're out.

...not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell

with pineapple

You throw it away, not eating it.

Putting pineapple on it

In soup.

Bloody Mary garnish.

The question reminds me of a skit: https://youtu.be/v-lYREzDN6U

There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.

Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.

What. The. Fuck.

Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it's hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You've made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.