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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

C#: So you just took java's essay and changed the name?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

remove the /s switch, it's funnier

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Missed the opportunity to draw in a teapot for HTML.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Error 418

spoiler

I am not a teapot.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Language snobs be like

Java is too verbose, Assembly is best 🥴

Ok nobody actually wants to write Assembly, but that's still what they sound like. Optimizing for number of characters you'd have to type if you used a text editor instead of an IDE, and dumb shit like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The Java hate is not about wanting to type fewer characters; it's about FactoryFactory-type boilerplate nonsense adding conceptual bloat that obscures what the unit of code is actually trying to accomplish.