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[–] IDew@lemm.ee 124 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 115 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Low voltage: "Oh no, there is a tiny spot of corrosion on the contact surface, I think I need to lie down..."

High voltage: (rips line of coke) "I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN WIRES WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!"

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[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 117 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

This is particularly applicable around downed power cables. Do NOT approach. You don't need to touch it to become the wire.

For example: in LA right now

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 101 points 2 years ago

dO nOT toUch the DoWn wIres uuuum I have MY RIGHTS to turn myself into a gas station hotdogs thankyouverymuch

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You have to keep in mind that the resistance from one foot to your other is going to be less than dry earth between your strides. This means if you are walking toward a downed power line, you may inadvertently walk within its path to its ground and the voltage could actually travel through you.

https://youtu.be/7BbGzTqTNxc

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why is this not knowledge taught in school?

It is the first time i hear about it and i have never thought of it, yet it makes total sense and could make the difference between life and death in a storm damaged area.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 13 points 2 years ago

Well, we did learn exactly that in school and had a practical demonstration at a museum.

But on a different continent.

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 14 points 2 years ago

The safest way to do it is to get someone else to touch it first.

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[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 82 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everything is wire if the voltage is high enough

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

iS iT Up tO cOde??? <--- stupidass city council 🙄

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Everything is a wire if the voltage is high enough.

Every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I was interviewed for a position where lady handed me a pen and asked if it was a conductor.

I replied: "if the voltage is high enough, yea. She scoffed. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 27 points 2 years ago

Honestly I think you gave the experienced adult answer to what was a high school or even middle school science question.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

that just sounds like a weird interview.

"you're qualified for this position if, and only if, you can answer a useless question with only a rudimentary understanding of the subject and no critical thought"

if true, you dodged a bullet

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (3 children)

“Danger! Danger! High voltage.

When we touch, when we kiss”

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“Fire at the disco; fire at the, Taco Bell!”

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

😚🥰⚡️💀

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[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 years ago (9 children)

"it's current not voltage that kills you"

High voltage: "Por que no los dos?"

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

High voltage: “hey bestie, how would you like a ✨️new and improved ✨️ nervous system?”

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I always thought that was a dumb saying because voltage is specifically what allows there to be a lethal current.

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[–] Arrkk@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

10kV static discharge and 5kA @ 1mV would like a word.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 37 points 2 years ago

When you cast Chain Lightning at nothing.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Į̴̶̴̨̧̧͓̱̞̣͈͇̠͙̭̯̹̗̩̺͉̪ͪ͑̓ͪ͋̊̿̿ͥ͆̅ͨͩͦ͘͘͠͠ͅ A̧̝̻̮ͨ͗́̍̀̑͘͘͞͡M̠̣͈̮̱̼̥̗̳͚͙͎͚ͭ̅͌͆̄̍̿͐̓ͨͮ̎̅̚͜͟͝͠ B̸̲̞̗̭̹̯͓̠̝̯͈̊͌͒͜͡Ḛ̫̝̦̜̖͕̣̞͚̲̦̯̬̩̝̠̖͉͕͔̟ͨ̀̏ͭ̈ͨͩͨ̓̌̊̉̏ͦ͆̂͒ͨ̽͟͠C̴̷̵̨̗͈̺͓͖̳̭̬͚̹̠͕͇̝̠ͬͣ͋͂ͨͥͧͯ͛̏̏̊ͫ̓ͮͤ͘͢͡Ò̴̷̸͍̼͕̪̦͍͎͚͖͇͎͎̱̙̖͕̰̲͋̈́ͤ̔̄ͦ̌͑͒̇͟͝M̲͇̱̝̣̳̳̟̟̠͎̞͂̆́ͥͯ̾͠E̷̸̢̡̢͉̣͓̳͉̻̲̰͇͕͌̒̈́͌̍ͮ͌̋ͮ̄̉ͮͭͯͣ̏̐̕ Ẁ̩̥͇̬̼̻͙̦̬͙̂̓̍ͮ́̃̎̎ͪ́̃́̀̽ͧĮ̧͖̠͙͎̫ͧͯͥ̄̆ͧͦ̅̕͜͜͝R̴̶̢̧̨̛̘͖̜͔͙̼̼̂̇ͬͪͩ́ͯ̅ͯ̆̍̀ͥ͠͞͞E̶̝͙̯͔̹̦̽̌͊̈̐̅͌ͨ͆ͥͫ͆͛̓̕͜

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (5 children)

B̷̨̛̲̩̥̺͉̜̘͖̦͑́̀̎̊̂̒͐͘Ẻ̵̛͎͎͑̎̉̾͛̌͒̆̓ ̸͙͍̟͇̬̩̩͍̮͇͓̰̏́͒̇̽̎́̃͘N̸̦͈̒̏͌̐̀O̴̧̳͕̣̒̂̋̾̂̎T̴̡͓̪̰̙̀͒̓͐̉͗̓̈̍͒ ̴̭̈͊À̵̡̢̼͍̮̞͍̯̙̙͉̙̫̽̃͆́̈́̈́̈́̌̀̚͘͜͝͝F̶̛̛͎̒̿̈́̆̏̽̅͐͝͠R̸͔͖̪̖͉͎̀̾̔̕͝͝͝͝A̶̰̮̜̻̹̓̐̂̅̀ͅI̶̛͔͓͌̑̄́̅͌̂͝͝D̸̢͚̯͈͇̜̞̳̣͉̹̬̣̆͜

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[–] elekitty@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

modern metal band logos are really getting out of hand smh

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This is so accurate. Try reading this without knowing what it is. It's impossible

Answer"Femtanyl" as it's the artists name

What about this one?

AnswerLITERALLY NOBODY KNOWS 😭😭

[–] silverchase@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First one isn't even metal. But yes. Not doing that is why anyone even remembers Party Cannon.

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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't know too much about HV, but I thought that even the crazy path shown in the picture was still the path of least resistance. Is that wrong?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

Dielectric breakdown, literally carving its own path of least resistance through the air.

[–] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You might not like it, but this is what peak conductivity looks like

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is still the path of least resistance but it created it itself. It ionizes the air creating a channel for it and then makes the leap, creating a conductive conduit of plasma/ions, as air currents move that around the path of least resistance can get progressively more nuts because there's still a path through the ionized air.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pshaw, even at LV, it's a lay theory that is, at best, vastly incomplete and, at worst, demonstrably false.

Electricity will flow through all paths, the most electricity will flow down the path of the least resistance.

That arc is going up because the plasma is hot and the air is turbulent.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah, maybe it needs a Hedberg-ism to get it across to people.

Electricity takes the path of least resistance. It takes the other paths, but it takes the least resistance path too.

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

From what I've seen, nothing will make a bunch of linemen hit the deck like the sound of high voltage switchgear opening when they weren't expecting it.

"NNNNYYYYYYAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT"

[–] unbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think that still is actually from this video of a switch opening. Sound on, it's real neat.

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[–] Churlish_Witness@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Does anybody else see the beastman with safety googles and clasped hands screaming into the sky?

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[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
  • Where's the fucking wire?!!!
  • WHO THE FUCK CARES?
[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I WILL LITERALLY SPLIT THE AIR ITSELF

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[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

With sufficient voltage, everything is a conductor.

With insufficient voltage, everything is an insulator.

Neither may be conducive to those roles, but everything has some conductivity and some resistance (super conductors being a possible exception).

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[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Always fun stuff to work with, DI water or oil are great insulators, though one sucks to clean up if you spill it 😓

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just lather yourself up with that oil bb don't let it go to waste

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[–] josefo@leminal.space 13 points 2 years ago

Noted, high voltage is potato energy.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Also High Voltage. This human body will do just fine.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

slaps head of a man This bad boy can fit so many volts!

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