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He keeps poor company. (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 104 points 11 months ago (4 children)

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How are ya now?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good n you?

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not s'bad.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

[–] TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You lose a lot of heat in the neck

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[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Dead ostriches need loving too.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 11 months ago

Allegedly.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (5 children)

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Allegedly

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.

[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Or dead?

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What a degen

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

did he really??

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 points 11 months ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[–] notgold@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

Zuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

......joke?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[–] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

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