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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 84 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers." "Your proposal is acceptable."

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 78 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Maximum Derek!

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

How else would you make a dirty martini?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 63 points 11 months ago

I wish I saw more happy images like this on Lemmy. It really puts a spring in my step.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Why is every famous spartan pithy line something they said before they got their shit rocked?

“Come and take them” ok. Then all the Spartans die and all of their allies while the Athenians are destroying fleets and winning the war.

“If” ok, the Macedonians fucking rock you and pillage your land you useless slavers.

I fucking hate Spartans.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Go back to Athens!!!

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People get most of their info about Sparta from that stupid comic. Athens was a slave state as well, but was basically the foundation of Western culture. All we got from Sparta are a couple of cocky one liners.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

And team building exercises, like the elephant walk.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I, too, fell asleep to a couple of Peloponnesian War documentaries...

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

None of these events happened during the Peloponnesian war? Philip rocked Sparta after their hegemony and the Persians lost prior to it?

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yer mom is a spartan.

There, I’m done!

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My mom literally is a spartan. Graduated from Michigan state

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Ah! This is convenient! I can finally settle this blood feude my father bestowed upon me on his death bed!

I'll just need your contact information and we can get this whole ugly ordeal out of the way.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean there's the whole institutionalized child rape and physical abuse thing to hate them for as well, but you do you.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 5 points 11 months ago

I mean I hate basically every aspect of Ancient Sparta. There is nothing I loathe more than slavers. Basically fuck most of Ancient Greece. But I hate the Spartans the most because I find their system loathsome.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I don’t know if the spelling is on purpose, but moron label makes complete sense here too

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Somebody was sobtriggered by the graphic being off centered they had to break the window didn't they?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Well there was a trigger involved. It was on the firearm they stole when they came and took it from inside the truck.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Well, he did insist.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The AK is an interesting choice of rifle for that one, the SKS might have a touch more irony but still, being a little right wing trumpet sporting what used to be the symbol of the second world....

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These types dont know anything about guns, they may be able to shoot them but the background, development, and history of the weapon is of not relevancy to them. If I was to fix this graphic id swap the AKs with either a pair of Colt M16s or FNFAL, ya know the left and right arm of the free world. Also id center the damned image something this profligate was apparently incapable of doing.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I won't agree with anything you've said without further research, but I always appreciate the proper use of profligate.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Look at my name of course I know how to use tge term profligate.

Ave true to Caesar.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Ask and you shall receive, smash and the window will be shattered unto you

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 points 11 months ago

Do you want vampires‽ Because this is how we get vampires!

hey man I’m just following the instructions