"Wait...I can choose to have SEX??"
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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Well...not you. The rest of us though!
Whew! Had me worried.
Per the query, you can only choose to not have sex. While that implies a choice to have sex, it is not explicitly stated.
Damn, someone lawyered-up.
Did you seriously go the German-no-fun-allowed-route with a German joke?
But in this case, choosing a year without gaming means a year without sex either. So...
You need to find someone else who also chooses to, but yes.
"No touching yourself, either!"
The unbreakable pegasus oath!
I don't game....
same tbh